(512): you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator

The incidents of the afternoon....

1. I leave my office for a cigarette break. I walk down and up the flights of stairs, four floors, out of breath when I reach the top... for the lift to go ping... and open up to flash its insides at me... dude are you taking the piss?

2. My foster sister is with her friend's baby. They are trying to wean him off of his dummy. I suggest telling him that if he sucks on that dummy one more time he will die. *BLINK* *BLINK BLINK* Parenting skills right up there man....

Pity my embryos....